Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to throw something to a massive crocodile. Witnesses report that Trump perhaps got a little overly familiar with the animal, causing some raised eyebrows. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and pictures have quickly gone trending online.
- The reason for this encounter is unknown
- deliberately went there
- conspiracy theories abound that he wastrying to make a statement
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has faced off against a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even totally plans to put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these crocodiles runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta get tough of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' standin' up to danger.
- MAGA!
Bigly Donald's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the glades on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap check here and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!
This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild journey. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious bravery and is jumping into a cage full of hungry alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was his idea.
What could possibly go wrong?? Only time will reveal.